The Dominion of Dicionaries is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barack Obama with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.396 billion Diciots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shotgun Knees. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dicionariesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,484 trillion sweet sweet Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 334,309 sweet sweet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, there's no such thing as bad publicity, voting is voluntary, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dicionaries's national animal is the sanglier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is La Grotte Chauvet.

Dicionaries is ranked 293,648^th in the world and 11,227^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.23 law-abiding acts per hour.