Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,462nd
The Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
The world may crash, but we'll still remain
Haransabry Sinava
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Devontalioka

Population4.279 billion

CapitalLeanweb
LeaderHaransabry Sinava

Currencyisinenci
AnimalWedge-tailed Eagle

The Democracy of Devontalioka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Haransabry Sinava with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.279 billion Devontaliokates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leanweb. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Devontaliokation economy, worth 642 trillion isinencis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,155 isinencis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Devontalioka's national animal is the Wedge-tailed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Devontalioka is ranked 88,054th in the world and 1st in Dasintada for Most Stationary, with 519.83551452728 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,767thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,839thMost Inclusive: 6,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,173rdMost Armed: 7,331stHighest Food Quality: 7,479thMost Cultured: 7,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,151stBest Weather: 8,938thLargest Governments: 9,191stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,959thMost Developed: 10,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,801stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,443rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,623rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 18,440thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,701stLargest Black Market: 18,778thSmartest Citizens: 19,619thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,845thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,899thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,207thMost Efficient Economies: 21,921stHighest Average Incomes: 22,173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 22,312thLowest Crime Rates: 23,090thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,291stMost Patriotic: 26,467thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,774th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
  • : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, glamping Devontaliokates won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, school history books often refer to Haransabry Sinava as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Devontalioka voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Devontalioka voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.

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