Population | 4.279 billion |
Capital | Leanweb |
Leader | Haransabry Sinava |
Currency | isinenci |
Animal | Wedge-tailed Eagle |
The Democracy of Devontalioka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Haransabry Sinava with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.279 billion Devontaliokates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leanweb. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Devontaliokation economy, worth 642 trillion isinencis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,155 isinencis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Devontalioka's national animal is the Wedge-tailed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Devontalioka is ranked 88,054th in the world and 1st in Dasintada for Most Stationary, with 519.83551452728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
- : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
- : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, glamping Devontaliokates won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, school history books often refer to Haransabry Sinava as "that imperialist pig dog".
- : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Devontalioka voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Devontalioka voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in Devontalioka, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.