The 🃏 Minister of Cards 🃏 of Destructive Government Endorsing System is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by CEO of the DGES Trading Commission with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.895 billion Traders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UNKNOWN. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Destructive Government Endorsing Systemian economy, worth 129 trillion 🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,305 🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount UNKNOWN make great practice for foreign snipers, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, and Bambi has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Endorsing System's national animal is the Lucky Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pure Capitalism.

Destructive Government Endorsing System is ranked 22,556^th in the world and 814^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 16.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.