Population | 26.204 billion |
Capital | TA Metru |
Leader | Toa Brian Nuva |
Faith | Mata-Nui |
Currency | wiget |
Animal | cat |
The Republic of Destral nui is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Toa Brian Nuva with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.204 billion matorans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TA Metru. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient matoran economy, worth a remarkable 7,863 trillion wigets a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,098 wigets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do", statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, and Destral nui's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destral nui's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mata-Nui.
Destral nui is ranked 3,644th in the world and 1st in Glass Gallows for Most Stationary, with 3,625.70601288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, Destral nui's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, the matoran Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Destral nui, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Toa Brian Nuva.