Population | 3.14 billion |
Capital | Edofast |
Leader | President Jean-Pierre Leclerc |
Faith | Multi-Religious |
Currency | Desper Mark |
Animal | Fox |
The Federative States of Despearia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jean-Pierre Leclerc with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.14 billion Despearians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edofast. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Despearian economy, worth 340 trillion Desper Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 108,585 Desper Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Despearia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Multi-Religious.
Despearia is ranked 246,226th in the world and 7,890th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 19.86604284128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Despearia, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
- : Following new legislation in Despearia, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
- : Despearia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Despearia, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in Despearia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in Despearia, the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons.
- : Despearia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Despearia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Despearia, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Despearia, skateparks can be found in every city.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Dragonian Kazaman.