The Autocracy of Desibia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by David Rodrenez with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.972 billion Desibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vialusa. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Desibian economy, worth 532 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,075 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desibia's national animal is the coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Desibia is ranked 116,412^th in the world and 622^nd in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 63.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.