Most Influential: 1,147thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,345th
The Autocracy of
Father Knows Best State
Experiencia, Sigilo e Inteligencia
David Rodrenez
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.972 billion

LeaderDavid Rodrenez
FaithCatholic Christianity


The Autocracy of Desibia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by David Rodrenez with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.972 billion Desibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vialusa. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Desibian economy, worth 532 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,075 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desibia's national animal is the coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Desibia is ranked 116,412th in the world and 622nd in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 63.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 1,147thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,448thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,345thMost Devout: 5,675thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,167thLargest Black Market: 7,477thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,899thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,027thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,499thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,620thMost Patriotic: 12,637thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,368thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,604thMost Developed: 17,926thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,205thMost Efficient Economies: 18,788thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,469thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,192ndLargest Governments: 20,801stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,096thLargest Mining Sector: 21,550thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,704th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 59th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 80th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 105th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionMost Patriotic: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 121st in the region

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