Largest Cheese Export Sector: 891stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,562nd
The Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
MONEY IS THE BEST
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Depressed Nation

Population3.411 billion

CapitalDepressed Kids

CurrencyBit
AnimalMoney

The Dictatorship of Depressed Nation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.411 billion Depressed Nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depressed Kids. The average income tax rate is 51.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Depressed Nationian economy, worth 592 trillion Bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,780 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depressed Nation's national animal is the Money, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Depressed Nation is ranked 26,827th in the world and 629th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,666 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 891stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,562ndMost Influential: 2,245thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,854thMost Devout: 4,132ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,615thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,819thLargest Black Market: 9,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,446thHighest Average Incomes: 10,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,716thHealthiest Citizens: 11,924thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,073rdMost Inclusive: 13,440thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 13,757thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,765thLowest Crime Rates: 16,609thBest Weather: 16,636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,768thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,061stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,706thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,737thMost Efficient Economies: 19,494thHighest Food Quality: 19,888thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,222ndLargest Governments: 24,311thSmartest Citizens: 25,437thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,827th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionMost Patriotic: 74th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 106th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Black Market: 141st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 232nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 233rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 259th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 292nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 350th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 368th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 370th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 460th in the regionMost Inclusive: 485th in the regionNudest: 488th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 489th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 496th in the regionBest Weather: 524th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 560th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 562nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 586th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 604th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 629th in the regionLargest Governments: 677th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 682nd in the regionMost Stationary: 762nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 783rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797th in the regionMost Developed: 803rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 861st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 866th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 898th in the regionLargest Populations: 967th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,041st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Depressed Nation voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Depressed Nation endorsed The Republic of Zimbabulandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • : Depressed Nation was endorsed by The Republic of Zimbabulandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 138 » Corgitopiaa, Holota, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Amerion, Beepee, Aidenfieeld, Concrete Slab, Tepertopia, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Treir, Bleakfoot, Canmore, Wehraboos, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Tsunamy, Bohenia, Blondiesland, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, NIGHTRAY, Westenhald, Sedunn, Kiasu-ism, USNE2018, Jehenna, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Ebonhand, Herbert Island, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Sandaoguo, Kaleidescooptopia, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, New Sanet, Danily, Anatasha, Drystar, West Pastafaria, Freedoom, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, United States of Belvaria, Shefino, Yaravia, Kringalia, Drew Durrnil, and 88 others.Indolos, The naked people, Darakin, Arvan Irawer, Hanguk-Nippon, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Unojo, The Akian Islands, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, GERMAN EMPIER, Malmsia, Stephastan, Valansten, Skaladoria, A Place Somewhere, Drvonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Omalayia, Makinius, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Linguiniland, Mavenu, Andrendia, Shintoese, Mom Theate, Andinla, Karimata, Aurcania, Ipugao, Blancemon, Brazilian impero2, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Goom Bay, Ostavaria, Esterwood, South Pernambuco, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Saint Roberts, Great Lothian, Gennaretia, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, The Imperial Of Notsep, LadyRebels, Tyflugian, Driodal, Taigama, Bonobiana, Rhetiaa, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Nouvel Empire, Curlyhoward, Lile Ulie Islands, Saint Ziana, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, Evinea, MaPetiteFille, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, Sapoe, Los Rodeos, East Papas Fritas, Melayu Federation, Hanskarr, Numano, No moking, Dirnenzeber, Luli Safari, Augustusian, Ardenswije, San Arcadio, BEEstreetz, Ugranda, Stoinia, Noutoshi, and Zimbabulandia.

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