The Dictatorship of Depressed Nation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.411 billion Depressed Nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depressed Kids. The average income tax rate is 51.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Depressed Nationian economy, worth 592 trillion Bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,780 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depressed Nation's national animal is the Money, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Depressed Nation voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
- : Depressed Nation endorsed The Republic of Zimbabulandia.
- : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
- : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
- : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
- : Depressed Nation was endorsed by The Republic of Zimbabulandia.
- : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
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