Population | 18.952 billion |
Capital | Port Vadnsko |
Leader | DEMaken Natal NataS ||| |
Faith | Mallah-Ter |
Currency | Tu$oD |
Animal | Owl |
The Federation of Denun is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by DEMaken Natal NataS ||| with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 18.952 billion Demunians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Vadnsko. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Demunian economy, worth a remarkable 4,476 trillion Tu$oDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,220 Tu$oDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Denun remains pure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denun's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mallah-Ter.
Denun is ranked 12,592nd in the world and 1st in The Land Ov Denun for Most Stationary, with 1,986.07558307748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Denun, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Denun remains pure.
- : Following new legislation in Denun, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Denun, the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision.
- : Following new legislation in Denun, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Denun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Denun, Denun has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Denun, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Denun, typing DEMaken Natal NataS |||'s name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Denun, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
- : Following new legislation in Denun, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.