The God Awful Federation of Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Big Idiot with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.331 billion Idiots are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiotville. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion IQ Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,604 IQ Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs's national animal is the Smart people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Idiotism.

Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs is ranked 3,943^rd in the world and 1^st in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.53 law-abiding acts per hour.