Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,289thMost Influential: 5,024thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,644th
The Community of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Literally the G.O.A.T Nation
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Dennis the Goat

Population785 million

CapitalSt Dave's


The Community of Dennis the Goat is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 785 million Dennisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Dave's. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dennis the Goatian economy, worth 61.0 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 77,720 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is totally unknown. Dennis the Goat's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dennis the Goat is ranked 18,164th in the world and 84th in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.95 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,289thTop
Most Influential: 5,024thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,644thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,867thMost Pacifist: 5,958thSafest: 9,197thNicest Citizens: 9,971stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,319thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,425thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,854thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,708thTop
Most Secular: 13,159thMost Income Equality: 14,535thMost Inclusive: 16,354thBest Weather: 17,304thHealthiest Citizens: 18,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,859thHighest Food Quality: 19,820thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,985thMost Cultured: 22,141stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,730thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,363rdSmartest Citizens: 23,556th
Least Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionTop
Safest: 37th in the regionMost Income Equality: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Secular: 58th in the region

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