Population | 2.068 billion |
Capital | Hardia |
Leader | The DenchestYoungG |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Hardies |
Animal | Camel |
The Denchdom of Denchlandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The DenchestYoungG with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.068 billion Denchlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hardia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Denchlandian economy, worth 223 trillion Hardieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,180 Hardieses, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, vacationing Denchlandians expect to be treated as royalty, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denchlandia's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Denchlandia is ranked 179,735th in the world and 4,138th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 78.0354708906 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Denchlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Denchlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Denchlandia, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Denchlandia, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system.
- : Denchlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Denchlandia, vacationing Denchlandians expect to be treated as royalty.
- : Denchlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Denchlandia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in Denchlandia, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
- : Following new legislation in Denchlandia, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting.