Population | 14.052 billion |
Currency | KIM JONG-PUTIN WON |
Animal | NORTH KORUSSIAN BEAR |
The Democratic Republic of Democratic North Korussia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 14.052 billion Democratic North Korussians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Democratic North Korussian economy, worth 431 trillion KIM JONG-PUTIN WON a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,677 KIM JONG-PUTIN WON, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, thrift shops are closing their doors, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic North Korussia's national animal is the NORTH KORUSSIAN BEAR, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Democratic North Korussia is ranked 12,530th in the world and 7th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 1,998.5823667398 days.
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- : Democratic North Korussia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Democratic North Korussia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Democratic North Korussia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Democratic North Korussia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Democratic North Korussia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : Democratic North Korussia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap, infecting 339 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Democratic North Korussia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Democratic North Korussia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Democratic North Korussia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Democratic North Korussia's influence in Psychotic Dictatorships rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".