Most Primitive: 5,404thMost Conservative: 6,944thMost Stationary: 12,530th
The Democratic Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS KIM-JONG PUTIN!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Some

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Democratic North Korussia

Population14.052 billion

CurrencyKIM JONG-PUTIN WON
AnimalNORTH KORUSSIAN BEAR

The Democratic Republic of Democratic North Korussia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 14.052 billion Democratic North Korussians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Democratic North Korussian economy, worth 431 trillion KIM JONG-PUTIN WON a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,677 KIM JONG-PUTIN WON, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, thrift shops are closing their doors, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic North Korussia's national animal is the NORTH KORUSSIAN BEAR, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Democratic North Korussia is ranked 12,530th in the world and 7th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 1,998.5823667398 days.

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Most Primitive: 5,404thMost Conservative: 6,944thMost Stationary: 12,530thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,663rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 18,202ndSafest: 18,369thBest Weather: 18,452ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,342ndMost Influential: 20,800thLargest Populations: 28,987th
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Safest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the region

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