The Republic of Democratic Devils is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 35.314 billion Democratic Devilsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Democratic Devilsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,953 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Devils's national animal is the devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Democratic Devils is ranked 110,443^rd in the world and 24^th in Catlandatopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.64 law-abiding acts per hour.