The Commonwealth of Democratic Brland Linctummer is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-nosed population of 5.249 billion Democratic Brland Linctummerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Democratic Brland Linctummerian economy, worth 213 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,605 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, Harry Potter books are banned, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Brland Linctummer's national animal is the swan.

Democratic Brland Linctummer is ranked 187,765^th in the world and 354^th in Far East Oriental Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.78 law-abiding acts per hour.