Most Ignorant Citizens: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 52ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th
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Dementistan

Population14.131 billion

CapitalDementistan City
LeaderInsanity
FaithQuestionable Choices

CurrencyDementi
AnimalMajestic Moose

The Unstable State of Dementistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Insanity with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, feral children, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.131 billion Dementistanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dementistan City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dementistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,444 trillion Dementis a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 314,540 Dementis, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, burnout is common with anti-government demagogues, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dementistan's national animal is the Majestic Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Questionable Choices.

Dementistan is ranked 78th in the world and 6th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 1,976.93 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 52ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55thHighest Crime Rates: 61stMost Primitive: 62ndMost Corrupt Governments: 76thMost Avoided: 78thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79thMost Armed: 79thFattest Citizens: 87thLargest Retail Industry: 95thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 289thRudest Citizens: 511thLargest Black Market: 553rdMost Efficient Economies: 563rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,106thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,485thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,791stHighest Average Incomes: 2,029thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,486thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,083rdLargest Governments: 6,483rdNudest: 7,285thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,450thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,814thMost Stationary: 13,174thTop
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Most Influential: 16,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,893rdLargest Populations: 22,311th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115th in the regionMost Stationary: 131st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 142nd in the regionNudest: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 319th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 398th in the regionLargest Populations: 457th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dementistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Dementistan, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in Dementistan, burnout is common with anti-government demagogues.
  • : Following new legislation in Dementistan, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars.
  • : Following new legislation in Dementistan, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Dementistan, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Dementistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Dementistan, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Dementistan, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in Dementistan, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.

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