The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 39.018 billion Deep South Borlandeese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 343 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 8,813 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, Deep South Borlandeese are wondering where have all the flowers gone, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Lambball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 270,156^th in the world and 80^th in Wysteria for Highest Crime Rates, with 0.89 crimes per hour.