Most Primitive: 1stMost Devout: 1stMost Pacifist: 2nd
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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Deep South Borland

Population39.018 billion

CapitalSacrosanct City
LeaderHis Supreme Holy Eminence
FaithThe Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told

CurrencySacrament
AnimalLamb

The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 39.018 billion Deep South Borlandeese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 343 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 8,813 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, Deep South Borlandeese are wondering where have all the flowers gone, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Lambball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 270,156th in the world and 80th in Wysteria for Highest Crime Rates, with 0.89 crimes per hour.

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Most Primitive: 1stMost Devout: 1stMost Pacifist: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 3rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 5thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 31stMost Cultured: 139thMost Stationary: 326thMost Corrupt Governments: 331stLargest Populations: 836thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,351stHighest Food Quality: 4,097thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,362ndLargest Governments: 5,759thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,814thMost Conservative: 5,879thMost Influential: 6,486thMost Authoritarian: 9,337thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,277th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Lambball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, Deep South Borlandeese are wondering where have all the flowers gone.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, crossing the road requires a risk assessment.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.

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