Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2nd
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Deep South Borland

Population37.604 billion

CapitalSacrosanct City
LeaderHis Supreme Holy Eminence
FaithThe Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told

CurrencySacrament
AnimalLamb

The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 37.604 billion Deep South Borlandeese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 224 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Average income is 5,978 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise His Supreme Holy Eminence on Deep South Borland's coulrophobia epidemic, and former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 28th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Nicest Citizens, with 224.53 average smiles per day.

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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2ndBest Weather: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thNicest Citizens: 28thMost Cultured: 133rdMost Stationary: 335thMost Corrupt Governments: 340thLargest Populations: 845thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,311thHighest Food Quality: 3,938thMost Influential: 6,303rdMost Conservative: 9,456thMost Authoritarian: 11,199thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,165th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise His Supreme Holy Eminence on Deep South Borland's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Deep South Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Deep South Borland at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.

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