Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 77thLargest Insurance Industry: 80th
The HaiRy BUNzZZ of
Corporate Police State
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a ikharul dede
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De Hork

Population18.083 billion

Capitala aboderh ikhak
Leadera ikharul dede
FaithEsheturborul Badit

Currencyderhkhe
Animalbo'i borulukh

The HaiRy BUNzZZ of De Hork is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.083 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 7,828 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 432,941 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,841,349 per year while the poor average 6,749, a ratio of 569 to 1.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, it is often said that only a ikharul dede could bring down Dàguó, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. De Hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De Hork is ranked 372nd in the world and 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 14,646.45 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 77thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85thMost Avoided: 94thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 117thFattest Citizens: 125thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 148thHighest Disposable Incomes: 191stLargest Retail Industry: 203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 214thLargest Mining Sector: 220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 221stMost Devout: 254thLargest Agricultural Sector: 367thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 372ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 393rdHighest Average Incomes: 535thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 607thHighest Economic Output: 730thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 799thMost Primitive: 820thRudest Citizens: 1,220thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,437thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,148thLargest Populations: 8,187thMost Armed: 9,476thLargest Black Market: 9,622ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,822ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,830thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,578thMost Conservative: 19,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,710th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : De Hork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : De Hork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, it is often said that only a ikharul dede could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, the newest generation of arulshe are nearly clone-like in appearance.
  • : De Hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.

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