Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st
The Lil'Lebowski Urban Achievers of
Corporate Police State
Look like I'm f*ckin married? The toilet seat's up, man
a ikharul dede
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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De HoRK

Population22.469 billion

Capitala aboderh ikhak
Leadera ikharul dede
FaithEsheturborul Badit

Currencyderhkhe
Animalbo'i borulukh

The Lil'Lebowski Urban Achievers of De HoRK is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.469 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth an astonishing 10,731 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 477,595 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,473,385 per year while the poor average 4,296, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders a ikharul dede wears an armoured gauntlet, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, political activists are routinely executed, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. De HoRK's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De HoRK is ranked 61,917th in the world and 5th in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,536.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61stLargest Insurance Industry: 68thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71stLargest Gambling Industry: 81stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88thFattest Citizens: 93rdMost Avoided: 95thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 104thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 113thMost Ignorant Citizens: 114thLargest Retail Industry: 126thHighest Disposable Incomes: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 148thMost Devout: 169thLargest Mining Sector: 203rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 216thLargest Agricultural Sector: 420thHighest Average Incomes: 472ndHighest Economic Output: 546thMost Valuable International Artwork: 549thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 577thMost Primitive: 775thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 848thRudest Citizens: 955thMost Efficient Economies: 1,279thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,376thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,084thLargest Populations: 7,485thMost Armed: 7,796thLargest Governments: 8,773rdMost Patriotic: 9,902ndLargest Black Market: 12,047thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,230thLowest Crime Rates: 14,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,450thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,539thMost Stationary: 19,624thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,309thMost Influential: 22,786thMost Conservative: 25,131st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, when shaking hands with foreign leaders a ikharul dede wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the arulderh military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in De HoRK, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.

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