The District of DBA0 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.507 billion DBA0ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving DBA0ian economy, worth 805 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,507 aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,602 per year while the poor average 4,978, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the love has gone in DBA0, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. DBA0's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

DBA0 is ranked 265,949^th in the world and 113^th in The Federation of Independent Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.68 law-abiding acts per hour.