Population | 16.666 billion |
Capital | Isabela |
Leader | Gallapagos |
Faith | Darwinism |
Currency | Beak |
Animal | Tortoise |
The Dilly Dalliances of Darwin Finches is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gallapagos with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.666 billion Darwin Finchesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isabela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Darwin Finchesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,700 trillion Beaks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 222,048 Beaks, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darwin Finches's national animal is the Tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darwinism.
Darwin Finches is ranked 10,449th in the world and 4th in Medio for Most Stationary, with 2,299.90049334052 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Darwin Finches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Darwin Finches, the government has returned all business to private ownership.