Population | 7.91 billion |
Capital | Darth Apollyon's Lair |
Leader | Apollyon |
Faith | The Universal Force |
Currency | Sith Credit |
Animal | Force sensitive |
The Universal Empire of DarthApollyon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Apollyon with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.91 billion Apollyon's minions are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darth Apollyon's Lair. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.
The strong Imperialist economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Sith Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,425 Sith Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money", recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, the fattest folk in DarthApollyon look to be the happiest ones, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DarthApollyon's national animal is the Force sensitive, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Universal Force.
DarthApollyon is ranked 19,662nd in the world and 1,417th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.99 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, the fattest folk in DarthApollyon look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
- : DarthApollyon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money".
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, foreign football clubs wave the Imperialist flag before every game.
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to DarthApollyon.
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Following new legislation in DarthApollyon, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.