Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16thMost Influential: 105thLargest Black Market: 516th
The Poets Light But Lamps of
Capitalist Paradise
First Chill then Stupor then the letting go
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dar es Saalam

Population18.08 billion

CapitalDodoma
LeaderJulius Nyerere
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalOrca

The Poets Light But Lamps of Dar es Saalam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julius Nyerere with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.08 billion Lamis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es Saalamian economy, worth a remarkable 5,245 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 290,100 Drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 965,558 per year while the poor average 64,947, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

A video of Julius Nyerere wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dar es Saalam's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dar es Saalam is ranked 34,866th in the world and 921st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 14.87 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16thMost Influential: 105thLargest Black Market: 516thMost Devout: 831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 926thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,054thHighest Economic Output: 1,900thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,939thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,986thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,025thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,030thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,212thHighest Average Incomes: 2,308thMost Armed: 2,338thRudest Citizens: 2,385thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,470thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,860thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,947thMost Efficient Economies: 3,236thMost Cultured: 3,323rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,723rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,869thMost Developed: 3,915thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,961stBest Weather: 4,236thLargest Governments: 4,337thSmartest Citizens: 5,355thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,258thLargest Retail Industry: 7,874thLargest Mining Sector: 8,037thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,707thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,614thLargest Populations: 10,230thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,140thLowest Crime Rates: 11,813thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,094thMost Stationary: 17,434thHealthiest Citizens: 17,512thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,351st
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Largest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionRudest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionLargest Populations: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 184th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 185th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 237th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239th in the regionMost Developed: 242nd in the regionBest Weather: 259th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 306th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 323rd in the regionMost Stationary: 407th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 440th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 442nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 442nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 485th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 493rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 553rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 634th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 657th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 664th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 921st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 948th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dar es Saalam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Dar es Saalam was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Actum Tri.
  • : Dar es Saalam was endorsed by The Free Land of Haprus Nanari.
  • : Dar es Saalam was endorsed by The Kingdom of Croatialand.
  • : Dar es Saalam lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, a video of Julius Nyerere wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.

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