The State of Daolyn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.237 billion Daolynians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Daolynian economy, worth 385 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,809 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,691 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Daolyn has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Daolyn in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Daolyn's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Daolyn is ranked 285,716^th in the world and 7^th in The Free Will for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.43 law-abiding acts per hour.