Population | 26.205 billion |
Capital | Beloit WI |
Leader | Go Daddy |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Checkered Flag |
Animal | 800 Horsepower |
The Racing Queen of Danica Patrick is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Go Daddy with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.205 billion Danica Patrickians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beloit WI. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Danica Patrickian economy, worth a remarkable 8,076 trillion Checkered Flags a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 308,203 Checkered Flags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, childish pranks are no laughing matter, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danica Patrick's national animal is the 800 Horsepower, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Danica Patrick is ranked 1,313th in the world and 39th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,393.70552136 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Danica Patrick was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 32 million infected.
- : Danica Patrick was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 59 million infected.
- : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.