Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,451stBest Weather: 4,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,945th
The Lucky Blue Patriarchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Gold as the Sun, Silver as the Moon, Bright as Stars
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Damhnait Athair

Population14.796 billion

CapitalMyrrha
LeaderEmperor Ptolemee de Franval

Currencygold bar Allerleirauh
AnimalWhite Rabbit leprechaun

The Lucky Blue Patriarchy of Damhnait Athair is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Ptolemee de Franval with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.796 billion Damhnaithians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrrha. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Damhnaithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,063 trillion gold bar Allerleirauhs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 139,474 gold bar Allerleirauhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, Damhnaithian diplomacy is by the book, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damhnait Athair's national animal is the White Rabbit leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Damhnait Athair is ranked 9,237th in the world and 176th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,482.15668919648 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,451stTop
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Best Weather: 4,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,945thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,183rdNudest: 6,756thMost Cultured: 6,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,931stHighest Food Quality: 7,327thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,593rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,741stLowest Crime Rates: 7,764thMost Inclusive: 8,901stMost Stationary: 9,237thLargest Governments: 9,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,235thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,781stHealthiest Citizens: 11,771stHighest Economic Output: 11,837thMost Developed: 12,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,750thMost Influential: 13,601stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,776thMost Secular: 14,430thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,723rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,861stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,106thNicest Citizens: 17,868thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,845thMost Income Equality: 23,440thSmartest Citizens: 23,634thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,090thMost Patriotic: 25,338thHighest Average Incomes: 26,454thLargest Populations: 27,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,092nd
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Nudest: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Stationary: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 214th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th in the regionBest Weather: 242nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 252nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 275th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 281st in the regionMost Cultured: 314th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 361st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 365th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 367th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 385th in the regionLargest Governments: 419th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionLargest Populations: 446th in the regionMost Inclusive: 453rd in the regionMost Secular: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 480th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 536th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 570th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 571st in the regionMost Developed: 597th in the regionMost Patriotic: 654th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 686th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, Damhnaithian diplomacy is by the book.
  • : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.

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