Population | 14.796 billion |
Capital | Myrrha |
Leader | Emperor Ptolemee de Franval |
Currency | gold bar Allerleirauh |
Animal | White Rabbit leprechaun |
The Lucky Blue Patriarchy of Damhnait Athair is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Ptolemee de Franval with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.796 billion Damhnaithians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrrha. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Damhnaithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,063 trillion gold bar Allerleirauhs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 139,474 gold bar Allerleirauhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bins outnumber trees in city parks, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, Damhnaithian diplomacy is by the book, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damhnait Athair's national animal is the White Rabbit leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Damhnait Athair is ranked 9,237th in the world and 176th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,482.15668919648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, Damhnaithian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Damhnait Athair, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Damhnait Athair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.