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Daedra1a

Population35.712 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyLucky Return
AnimalRisk-free Monster

The Holy Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.712 billion Daedra1ans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 34,536 trillion Lucky Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 967,090 Lucky Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,021,549 per year while the poor average 9,166, a ratio of 984 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Opulentia, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, and under doctor's orders HIM Opulentus I is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 215,892nd in the world and 1st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.3 crimes per hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5thMost Efficient Economies: 10thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thRudest Citizens: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Retail Industry: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thMost Avoided: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41stLargest Mining Sector: 46thMost Secular: 57thMost Scientifically Advanced: 136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 156thSmartest Citizens: 226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rdMost Armed: 375thLargest Publishing Industry: 442ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,335thLargest Populations: 1,569thLargest Governments: 1,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,684thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,071stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,275thLargest Black Market: 5,992ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,550thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,388thMost Pro-Market: 21,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,820thMost Influential: 23,890th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, under doctor's orders HIM Opulentus I is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Opulentia.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.

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