Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th
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Daedra1a

Population33.119 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.119 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 31,145 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 940,406 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,772,583 per year while the poor average 8,913, a ratio of 984 to 1.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 89,843rd in the world and 1st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thMost Efficient Economies: 10thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thLargest Retail Industry: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thRudest Citizens: 17thMost Avoided: 21stHighest Economic Output: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27thLargest Gambling Industry: 29thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 46thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54thMost Secular: 55thMost Scientifically Advanced: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rdSmartest Citizens: 260thMost Armed: 410thLargest Publishing Industry: 444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,433rdLargest Populations: 1,623rdLargest Governments: 2,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,398thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,495thLargest Black Market: 5,851stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,787thMost Pro-Market: 17,811th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.

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