The Holy Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.712 billion Daedra1ans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 34,536 trillion Lucky Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 967,090 Lucky Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,021,549 per year while the poor average 9,166, a ratio of 984 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Opulentia, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, and under doctor's orders HIM Opulentus I is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 215,892^nd in the world and 1^st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.3 crimes per hour.