The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.726 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 29,450 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 928,264 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,659,297 per year while the poor average 8,799, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, military spending recently hit a new high, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 33,277^th in the world and 1^st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Most Developed, scoring 71.95 on the Human Development Index.