Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th
The Modern Portfolio Theory of
Anarchy
DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Daedra1a

Population34.295 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.295 billion Daedra1ans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 32,604 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 950,713 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,390,864 per year while the poor average 15,451, a ratio of 543 to 1.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Daedra1an restaurants, towns are often run by puppets, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 242,133rd in the world and 1st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Nicest Citizens, with 0.03 average smiles per day.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thFattest Citizens: 11thMost Efficient Economies: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 13thRudest Citizens: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17thLargest Retail Industry: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stHighest Economic Output: 22ndMost Avoided: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 45thMost Secular: 65thMost Scientifically Advanced: 140thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 158thSmartest Citizens: 239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 280thMost Armed: 389thLargest Publishing Industry: 446thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,403rdLargest Populations: 1,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,966thLargest Governments: 1,970thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,197thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,532ndLargest Black Market: 5,590thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,278thMost Pro-Market: 18,776th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, towns are often run by puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Daedra1an restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, rumour has it HIM Opulentus I needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.

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