Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd Rudest Citizens: 5th
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Daedra1a

Population28.459 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.459 billion Daedra1ans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 24,903 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 875,057 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,249,967 per year while the poor average 40,149, a ratio of 155 to 1.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 25th in the world and 2nd in Lazarus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 1,405.36 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdRudest Citizens: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6thLargest Retail Industry: 8thFattest Citizens: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25thMost Avoided: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thHighest Economic Output: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 46thLargest Agricultural Sector: 52ndMost Secular: 64thMost Scientifically Advanced: 87thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rdMost Efficient Economies: 261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 297thSmartest Citizens: 326thLargest Publishing Industry: 496thMost Armed: 605thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,685thLargest Populations: 1,759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,300thLargest Black Market: 2,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,683rdLargest Governments: 4,236thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,078thMost Pro-Market: 6,171stTop
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Most Influential: 9,209thHighest Drug Use: 14,277th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 63rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 63rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 82nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 202nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 348th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 444th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, HIM Opulentus I panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, Daedra1an farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.

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