Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th
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Daedra1a

Population32.153 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.153 billion Daedra1ans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 29,951 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 931,537 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,689,833 per year while the poor average 8,829, a ratio of 984 to 1.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 1,475th in the world and 1st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 62,630.64 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thLargest Retail Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16thRudest Citizens: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thMost Avoided: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27thLargest Gambling Industry: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 44thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55thMost Secular: 66thMost Scientifically Advanced: 146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 237thSmartest Citizens: 280thMost Armed: 427thLargest Publishing Industry: 461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,475thLargest Populations: 1,655thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,253rdLargest Governments: 2,454thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,587thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,594thLargest Black Market: 5,235thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 16,380thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,309th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, anti-government web sites are springing up.

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