The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Maýsa Muhadow with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.36 billion Dabarastanis are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnovodsk. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dabarastani economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion manats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 355,745 manats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dabarastan's national animal is the Eurasian reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dabarastan is ranked 3,121^st in the world and 124^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 833 trillion Standard Monetary Units.