Most Secular: 6,779thLargest Black Market: 7,858thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,398th
The Ultra Clean Scalp of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Have you seen my festive purple pencil box?
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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D091

Population11.359 billion

CapitalSatisfaction
LeaderJagger
FaithSympathy for the Devil

CurrencyBank
AnimalCheetah

The Ultra Clean Scalp of D091 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jagger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.359 billion Stones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satisfaction. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolling economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,297 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, serial killers are the country's biggest import, war criminals are given full state funerals, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D091's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sympathy for the Devil.

D091 is ranked 13,378th in the world and 92nd in Windows for Most Stationary, with 1,907.79698734248 days.

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Most Secular: 6,779thLargest Black Market: 7,858thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,139thLargest Retail Industry: 11,811thMost Authoritarian: 12,102ndMost Stationary: 13,378thLargest Mining Sector: 13,433rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 18,002ndHighest Economic Output: 18,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,840thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,728thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,008thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,205thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,875thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,952ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,677thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,967thMost Influential: 28,320thMost Conservative: 29,343rd
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the region

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  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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