The United States of D-DARM is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daroom with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.595 billion DARMians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damirian. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DARMian economy, worth 517 trillion Darimas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,606 Darimas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, bike rage is all the rage, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D-DARM's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

D-DARM is ranked 60,675^th in the world and 1,318^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.65 law-abiding acts per hour.