Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70thLargest Welfare Programs: 73rd
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Czechostan

Population20.31 billion

CapitalSlajvekin
LeaderPremiér Sezima Jezek

Currencyceg
Animalrobin

The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premiér Sezima Jezek with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.31 billion Czechostani hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 6,576 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 323,785 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', t-shirts displaying a photo of Premiér Sezima Jezek performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 2,801st in the world and 1st in Absurdistan for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 682.2 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70thLargest Welfare Programs: 73rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 136thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 136thMost Inclusive: 149thHighest Food Quality: 150thMost Cheerful Citizens: 150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 151stMost Advanced Public Education: 162ndLargest Governments: 176thMost Cultured: 182ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 205thMost Beautiful Environments: 208thMost Rebellious Youth: 225thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229thMost Developed: 241stNicest Citizens: 247thLongest Average Lifespans: 262ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 353rdHealthiest Citizens: 354thBest Weather: 364thSmartest Citizens: 391stMost Pacifist: 441stSafest: 470thMost Subsidized Industry: 594thMost Efficient Economies: 623rdLowest Crime Rates: 722ndHighest Poor Incomes: 724thLargest Publishing Industry: 993rdHighest Economic Output: 1,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,865thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,801stMost Patriotic: 5,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,087thNudest: 9,999thLargest Populations: 10,572ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,115thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,153rdMost Influential: 14,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,528thMost Stationary: 24,463rdMost Politically Free: 26,250th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, t-shirts displaying a photo of Premiér Sezima Jezek performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, much of Czechostan's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.

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