Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,911thBest Weather: 4,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,247th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Mīn wandrian-scyf ful ǣlen is
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.426 billion

LeaderSarah the Quizzical

AnimalWhite Falcon

The Constitutional Monarchy of Cyrtenes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sarah the Quizzical with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.426 billion Cyrtenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercia. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrtenesian economy, worth 787 trillion Gelds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,510 Gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrtenes's national animal is the White Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cyrtenes is ranked 56,432nd in the world and 1,997th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,711.95 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,911thBest Weather: 4,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,247thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,639thMost Influential: 5,044thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,267thMost Pacifist: 5,725thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,097thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,177thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,334thSafest: 6,605thNicest Citizens: 7,261stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,425thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,726thHealthiest Citizens: 8,715thMost Developed: 8,970thMost Cultured: 9,101stMost Inclusive: 11,765thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,485thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,056thLowest Crime Rates: 13,826thMost Stationary: 15,021stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,561stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,805thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,115thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,756thLargest Governments: 19,231stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,861st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 108th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 123rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionNicest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 148th in the regionSafest: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 182nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Developed: 189th in the regionMost Cultured: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 197th in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 254th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 324th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 340th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 355th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 484th in the regionLargest Governments: 523rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 544th in the regionMost Income Equality: 637th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 655th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 683rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 702nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 706th in the region

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