The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.963 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,850 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,266 Beahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 207,130^th in the world and 1,661^st in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 0.88 Obesity Rate.