Largest Publishing Industry: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 11th
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Civil Rights Lovefest
Your Government cares so you don't have to
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Truckler
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cyrenean

Population33.963 billion

CapitalCyreneai
LeaderPresident

CurrencyBeah
AnimalDog

The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.963 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,850 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,266 Beahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 207,130th in the world and 1,661st in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 0.88 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 11thNicest Citizens: 13thMost Influential: 30thMost Cheerful Citizens: 31stBest Weather: 60thLeast Corrupt Governments: 70thHealthiest Citizens: 73rdMost Cultured: 85thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94thLongest Average Lifespans: 133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192ndMost Beautiful Environments: 213thMost Developed: 220thMost Rebellious Youth: 247thMost Stationary: 326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 363rdMost Devout: 460thSafest: 617thMost Efficient Economies: 884thLargest Populations: 1,133rdHighest Economic Output: 1,355thSmartest Citizens: 1,378thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,522ndTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,433rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,143rdMost Inclusive: 3,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,230thLowest Crime Rates: 5,900thHighest Average Incomes: 9,389thTop
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Most Primitive: 11,793rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,783rdLargest Governments: 14,334thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,023rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionMost Primitive: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionNudest: 135th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.

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