The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.608 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,497 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,485 Beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, many are questioning President wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 212,806^th in the world and 955^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.