The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 37.824 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 5.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,707 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,321 Beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 261,483^rd in the world and 1,545^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.67 crimes per hour.