Population | 6.113 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Cyclone Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.113 billion Cyclone Dragonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cyclone Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,041 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyclone Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cyclone Dragonia is ranked 42,765th in the world and 169th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,035.8376356746 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cyclone Dragonia, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclone Dragonia, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclone Dragonia, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclone Dragonia, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult.
- : Cyclone Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclone Dragonia, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclone Dragonia, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclone Dragonia, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclone Dragonia, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Cyclone Dragonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.