Population | 956 million |
Capital | Freeport of Rothbardia |
Leader | The Board of Directors |
Currency | cyberkrona |
Animal | cybermoose |
The Free Land of Cyber-Stockholm is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Board of Directors with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 956 million Cyber-Stockholmians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport of Rothbardia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Cyber-Stockholmian economy, worth 125 trillion cyberkronas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,038 cyberkronas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,188,823 per year while the poor average 1,682, a ratio of 706 to 1.
The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cyber-Stockholm's national animal is the cybermoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cyber-Stockholm is ranked 5,380th in the world and 139th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 17 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cyber-Stockholm, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
- : Following new legislation in
Cyber-Stockholm, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
- : Following new legislation in
Cyber-Stockholm, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in
Cyber-Stockholm, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
- : Following new legislation in
Cyber-Stockholm, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation.
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Cyber-Stockholm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Cyber-Stockholm, euthanasia is legal.
- : Following new legislation in
Cyber-Stockholm, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
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Cyber-Stockholm, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
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Cyber-Stockholm, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.