Population | 9.817 billion |
Capital | Color Moon |
Leader | Redblue Colormoon |
Faith | Librarism |
Currency | Lunariaux |
Animal | Color Dolphin |
The Lunar Kingdom of Cuuleurzluna is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Redblue Colormoon with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.817 billion Cuuleurzlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Color Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cuuleurzlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,450 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 351,464 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuuleurzluna's national animal is the Color Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.
Cuuleurzluna is ranked 1,235th in the world and 15th in Lunaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 163.08 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.