Population | 7.399 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Cute beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.399 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cutian economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 260,507 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, Cute beetles recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, some say Ringa Beetles has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cute beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Cute beetles is ranked 36,546th in the world and 23rd in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.39592708832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, some say Ringa Beetles has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, Cute beetles recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, panic-stricken royals insist a stray ball in their garden is an emergency.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
- : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.