Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,638thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,937th
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Population1.156 billion

LeaderLeader Tea


The Communal State of Curseword is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader Tea with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.156 billion Cursewordians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beiton. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cursewordian economy, worth 154 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,400 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, Cursewordians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown. Curseword's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Curseword is ranked 78,248th in the world and 1,047th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.63 bananas ingested per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,638thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,937thRudest Citizens: 7,406thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,532ndMost Inclusive: 9,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,919thMost Influential: 10,584thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,679thMost Cultured: 11,815thHighest Food Quality: 12,250thMost Developed: 12,787thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,293rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,512thLargest Retail Industry: 13,813thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,983rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,973rdMost Secular: 15,682ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,981stSmartest Citizens: 16,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,925thLargest Governments: 19,378thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,610thHighest Average Incomes: 20,406thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,286thHighest Drug Use: 23,532ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,172ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,982nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 98th in the regionMost Armed: 117th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Cultured: 173rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 181st in the region

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