Least Corrupt Governments: 1,044thMost Pacifist: 1,242ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,248th
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Culonia Saudita

Population7.848 billion

CapitalMegalopolis
LeaderPinco Pallo
FaithNone

CurrencyTallero
AnimalCat

The Republic of Culonia Saudita is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pinco Pallo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.848 billion Culonia Sauditans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Culonia Sauditan economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,405 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Pinco Pallo is wearing this season, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, visiting the best Culonia Sauditan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culonia Saudita's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Culonia Saudita is ranked 39,561st in the world and 13th in Refugia for Most Stationary, with 1,144.72837848448 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,044thMost Pacifist: 1,242ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,248thSafest: 1,318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,916thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,029thNicest Citizens: 2,132ndMost Developed: 2,394thMost Inclusive: 2,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,708thSmartest Citizens: 2,978thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,132ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,229thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,350thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,374thLowest Crime Rates: 3,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,450thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,744thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,903rdBest Weather: 4,015thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,280thLargest Governments: 4,517thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,542ndMost Cultured: 5,987thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,558thMost Secular: 8,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,867thHighest Average Incomes: 12,052ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,208thHighest Economic Output: 18,222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,435th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionNudest: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Culonia Saudita, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Culonia Saudita, visiting the best Culonia Sauditan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Culonia Saudita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Culonia Saudita, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Culonia Saudita, the media seems excessively interested in what Pinco Pallo is wearing this season.
  • : Culonia Saudita was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Culonia Saudita, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Culonia Saudita, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Culonia Saudita, Pinco Pallo's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Culonia Saudita, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.

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