Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691stMost Influential: 1,181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,522nd
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
Nihil sine Scientia
Bastian I
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.578 billion

LeaderBastian I

AnimalHoney Badger

The Free Land of Cucutenium is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bastian I with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.578 billion Cucutenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toplita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cucuteniumian economy, worth 215 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 136,488 stones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 397,004 per year while the poor average 37,121, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Cucuteniumian Embarrassments, orange is the new black for judicial robes, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Cucuteniumian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Cucutenium's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cucutenium is ranked 96,838th in the world and 3,436th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,430.73 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691stMost Influential: 1,181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,522ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 4,081stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,022ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,454thLargest Retail Industry: 7,067thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,117thMost Secular: 9,453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,988thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,011thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,392ndMost Rebellious Youth: 12,001stMost Developed: 12,336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,814thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,005thHighest Average Incomes: 19,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,191stHighest Food Quality: 21,439thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,265thHealthiest Citizens: 25,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,578th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 129th in the regionRudest Citizens: 136th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 219th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 299th in the regionMost Secular: 303rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 323rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rd in the regionMost Developed: 388th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 400th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 410th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 477th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 521st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 661st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 680th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 712th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 747th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 752nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 811th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 814th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 831st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 844th in the region

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