Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,591stBest Weather: 7,041st
The Beanz of
Democratic Socialists
Takin a break brb
The Grand High Council
Influence
Dealmaker
Culture Minister
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cucumber Lands

Population1.913 billion

CapitalCucumbus City
LeaderThe Grand High Council
Faithall of them

CurrencyCucumber
AnimalCucumber

The Beanz of Cucumber Lands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand High Council with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The compassionate population of 1.913 billion Cucumber Landsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cucumbus City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cucumber Landsian economy, worth 208 trillion Cucumbers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,226 Cucumbers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cucumber Lands's national animal is the Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is all of them.

Cucumber Lands is ranked 137,746th in the world and 22nd in Alnobia for Most Politically Free, scoring 46.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,591stBest Weather: 7,041stMost Pacifist: 7,309thSafest: 8,047thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,645thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,691stHealthiest Citizens: 9,105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,014thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,303rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,428thMost Secular: 11,611thMost Developed: 11,772ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,711thMost Inclusive: 13,051stNicest Citizens: 14,435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,013thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,331stLowest Crime Rates: 16,659thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,424thLargest Governments: 18,175thSmartest Citizens: 18,455thMost Influential: 19,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,195th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cucumber Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cucumber Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cucumber Lands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Cucumber Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cucumber Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cucumber Lands lodged a message on the Alnobia Regional Message Board.
  • : Cucumber Lands changed its national motto to "Takin a break brb".
  • : Cucumber Lands lodged a message on the Alnobia Regional Message Board.
  • : Cucumber Lands lodged a message on the Alnobia Regional Message Board.
  • : Cucumber Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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