Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,776thMost Influential: 3,255thMost Inclusive: 4,850th
The United Socialist States of
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Cubanboys

Population1.433 billion

CapitalDrumbosia
LeaderBeef Boss
FaithChristianity with some Catholicism

CurrencySalt and vinegar chips
AnimalTrogon

The United Socialist States of Cubanboys is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Beef Boss with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.433 billion Cubanboysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drumbosia. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cubanboysian economy, worth 186 trillion Salt and vinegar chips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 130,427 Salt and vinegar chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cubanboys's national animal is the Trogon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity with some Catholicism.

Cubanboys is ranked 3,255th in the world and 97th in Conch Kingdom for Most Influential, scoring 33,465 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,776thMost Influential: 3,255thMost Inclusive: 4,850thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,208thMost Pacifist: 5,224thNicest Citizens: 5,514thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,247thHighest Food Quality: 7,285thLowest Crime Rates: 8,613thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,793rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,458thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,744thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,796thMost Efficient Economies: 10,053rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,101stHealthiest Citizens: 10,640thMost Developed: 11,331stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,563rdSafest: 12,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,282ndMost Cultured: 12,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,116thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,713thSmartest Citizens: 15,540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,813thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,538thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,686thHighest Average Incomes: 21,884thBest Weather: 22,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,718thMost Devout: 24,980thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,174th
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Most Average: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed.
  • : Cubanboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Average.
  • : Cubanboys voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Cubanboys voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.

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