Population | 32.949 billion |
Capital | New Imboca |
Leader | Armaitus Syn |
Faith | Worship of the Elder Gods |
Currency | szlotak |
Animal | Plush Cthulhu |
The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Armaitus Syn with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.949 billion Cthonian Wastelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Imboca. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Cthonian Wastelandian economy, worth an astonishing 27,135 trillion szlotaks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 823,567 szlotaks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cthonian Wasteland's national animal is the Plush Cthulhu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship of the Elder Gods.
Cthonian Wasteland is ranked 256,930th in the world and 67th in Wysteria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 1.04 percentage of bribes refused.
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Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
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Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
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Cthonian Wasteland was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 364 million zombies.
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Cthonian Wasteland was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 1,045 million zombies.
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Cthonian Wasteland was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 943 million zombies.
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Cthonian Wasteland was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 1,041 million zombies.