Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9thLargest Black Market: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th
The Architeuthis Dux of
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Cthonian Wasteland

Population32.025 billion

CapitalNew Imboca
LeaderArmaitus Syn
FaithWorship of the Elder Gods

Currencyszlotak
AnimalPlush Cthulhu

The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Armaitus Syn with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.025 billion Cthonian Wastelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Imboca. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cthonian Wastelandian economy, worth an astonishing 26,374 trillion szlotaks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 823,567 szlotaks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cthonian Wasteland's national animal is the Plush Cthulhu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship of the Elder Gods.

Cthonian Wasteland is ranked 332nd in the world and 10th in Wysteria for Smartest Citizens, with 318.7 quips per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9thLargest Black Market: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Publishing Industry: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 40thHighest Economic Output: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89thLargest Insurance Industry: 124thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 129thMost Cultured: 138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 147thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 162ndMost Efficient Economies: 169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 286thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290thMost Subsidized Industry: 301stLargest Mining Sector: 304thHighest Poor Incomes: 309thSmartest Citizens: 332ndLargest Governments: 412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 517thMost Patriotic: 584thFattest Citizens: 624thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 658thLargest Information Technology Sector: 664thMost Corrupt Governments: 723rdLowest Crime Rates: 755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 850thMost Devout: 889thRudest Citizens: 1,088thHighest Food Quality: 1,390thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,806thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,007thLargest Populations: 2,304thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,685thMost Developed: 2,716thLargest Retail Industry: 2,827thSafest: 3,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,653rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,532ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,083rdMost Inclusive: 10,741stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,557thHighest Drug Use: 20,208thMost Stationary: 20,253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,256th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the region

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