Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thLargest Black Market: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd
The Architeuthis Dux of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Cthonian Wasteland

Population28.813 billion

CapitalNew Imboca
LeaderArmaitus Syn
FaithWorship of the Elder Gods

Currencyszlotak
AnimalPlush Cthulhu

The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Armaitus Syn with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.813 billion Cthonian Wastelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Imboca. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cthonian Wastelandian economy, worth an astonishing 23,387 trillion szlotaks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 811,686 szlotaks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the New Imboca River. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cthonian Wasteland's national animal is the Plush Cthulhu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Elder Gods.

Cthonian Wasteland is ranked 630th in the world and 16th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 72.35 Obesity Rate.

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1%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thLargest Black Market: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 23rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 34thHighest Economic Output: 44thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64thMost Cultured: 104thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 123rdMost Efficient Economies: 132ndLargest Insurance Industry: 138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 165thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 170thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207thMost Subsidized Industry: 213thHighest Poor Incomes: 238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240thSmartest Citizens: 266thLargest Mining Sector: 273rdLargest Governments: 337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 570thMost Corrupt Governments: 584thFattest Citizens: 630thLowest Crime Rates: 647thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 665thMost Devout: 787thRudest Citizens: 877thMost Avoided: 1,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,584thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,862ndTop
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Most Developed: 2,375thLargest Populations: 2,424thLargest Retail Industry: 2,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,554thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,713thSafest: 2,783rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,974thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,630thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,121stMost Inclusive: 9,994thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 16,843rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,846th
Top
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the New Imboca River.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.

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