Healthiest Citizens: 2,419thMost Armed: 2,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,195th
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Cslymy

Population5.139 billion

CapitalLymy-Halatia
LeaderEmpress Zi
FaithSkrattaism

CurrencyGC
AnimalLymyian Angel

The Just Empire of Cslymy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zi with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.139 billion Lymy are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lymy-Halatia. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lymyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion GCS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,800 GCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Lymy any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cslymy's national animal is the Lymyian Angel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skrattaism.

Cslymy is ranked 204,006th in the world and 13th in Moradaland for Least Corrupt Governments, with 87.79 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,419thMost Armed: 2,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,241stLowest Crime Rates: 4,239thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,312thMost Developed: 5,644thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,962ndBest Weather: 6,028thMost Efficient Economies: 6,210thHighest Average Incomes: 6,341stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,447thLargest Governments: 6,697thSmartest Citizens: 6,864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,941stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,967thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,060thMost Inclusive: 7,855thMost Cultured: 8,583rdMost Devout: 9,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,819thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,174thTop
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Safest: 11,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,960thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,722ndHighest Economic Output: 16,773rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,428thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,031st
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Lymy any less frightened.
  • : Cslymy published "[RP]Dispatch from the Republic of Qensirin regarding the Stoicorumian Dispatch" (Bulletin: Opinion).
  • : Cslymy lodged a message on the Moradaland Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, the clergy of Skrattaism remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Cslymy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.

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