Population | 5.424 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | giraffe |
The Republic of Crusader-38 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.424 billion Crusader-38ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.
The strong Crusader-38ian economy, worth 400 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,822 baht, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusader-38's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Crusader-38 is ranked 48,096th in the world and 954th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 921.23567429768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-38, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.