Population | 5.454 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | fox |
The Knight of Crusader-37 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.454 billion Crusader-37ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.3%.
The very strong Crusader-37ian economy, worth 404 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,197 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, and citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusader-37's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Crusader-37 is ranked 47,902nd in the world and 950th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 922.88779129588 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-37, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-37, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-37, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-37, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-37, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Crusader-37 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-37, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-37, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Crusader-37 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Crusader-37, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.