|Leader||Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg|
|Faith||No offical-Majority Orthodox Catholic|
The United Sovereign States of Crusadam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.599 billion Crusadamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Crusadamian economy, worth 183 trillion Omniverse Bombs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,526 Omniverse Bombs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Crusadam" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusadam's national animal is the Omniverse Bomber, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No offical-Majority Orthodox Catholic.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Crusadam, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Crusadam" on tails.
- : Following new legislation in Crusadam, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Crusadam was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Crusadam, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication.
- : Following new legislation in Crusadam, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Crusadam was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Ravensblast.
- : Crusadam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Crusadam, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
- : Following new legislation in Crusadam, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
- : Following new legislation in Crusadam, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
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