The United Sovereign States of Crusadam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.163 billion Crusadamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crusadamian economy, worth 133 trillion Omniverse Bombs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,645 Omniverse Bombs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, Crusadamian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusadam's national animal is the Omniverse Bomber, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No offical-Majority Orthodox Catholic.

Crusadam is ranked 197,651^st in the world and 5,556^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 22.5 billion Standard Monetary Units.