Population | 17.715 billion |
Capital | Crudiar City |
Leader | Lord-Ruler Iandrieon |
Currency | Griess |
Animal | Crudian Boar |
The Dominion of Crud Grium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord-Ruler Iandrieon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.715 billion Crud Griumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crudiar City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Crud Griumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,218 trillion Griesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,691 Griesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, there's a bright dawn ahead for Crud Grium, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crud Grium's national animal is the Crudian Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Crud Grium is ranked 9,435th in the world and 82nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,441.9571524242 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crud Grium was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : Crud Grium was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in Crud Grium, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Crud Grium, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Crud Grium, there's a bright dawn ahead for Crud Grium.
- : Crud Grium was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : Following new legislation in Crud Grium, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Crud Grium, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Crud Grium's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Crud Grium's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Page" to "Squire".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 33 » Zavea, Farrakhan, Rubian Empire, Emeseses, Andromeda Islands, Panormia, Razorback, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, New Anarchisticstan, POPULICA, Arinteriswith, Xenial, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Wabbitslayah, Himadras, Lux Prima, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Rathesia, Nation6, Europeasia, Angbhand, Elaribel, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, New French Nation, Stal Valley, and Cyptopir.