The Crusaders of Cross Crosslet Fitchee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Graham de Garlieb Martyr with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.808 billion Cross Crosslet Fitcheeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoke-by-Guildford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cross Crosslet Fitcheean economy, worth a remarkable 3,683 trillion Crosses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,855 Crosses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 567,217 per year while the poor average 53,592, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The elderly are killed softly with a song, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cross Crosslet Fitchee's national animal is the Mongoose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Martyrdom.

Cross Crosslet Fitchee is ranked 6,510^th in the world and 7^th in Albion for Most Stationary, with 2,425.66511424 days.