Largest Black Market: 1,019thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,104thLargest Mining Sector: 1,668th
The Crusaders of
Father Knows Best State
England Rules the Waves but the French Waive the Rules
Graham de Garlieb Martyr
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cross Crosslet Fitchee

Population18.808 billion

CapitalStoke-by-Guildford
LeaderGraham de Garlieb Martyr
FaithMartyrdom

CurrencyCross
AnimalMongoose

The Crusaders of Cross Crosslet Fitchee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Graham de Garlieb Martyr with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.808 billion Cross Crosslet Fitcheeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoke-by-Guildford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cross Crosslet Fitcheean economy, worth a remarkable 3,683 trillion Crosses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,855 Crosses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 567,217 per year while the poor average 53,592, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The elderly are killed softly with a song, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cross Crosslet Fitchee's national animal is the Mongoose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Martyrdom.

Cross Crosslet Fitchee is ranked 6,510th in the world and 7th in Albion for Most Stationary, with 2,425.66511424 days.

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Largest Black Market: 1,019thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,104thLargest Mining Sector: 1,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,870thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,831stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,920thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,519thMost Avoided: 4,162ndHighest Economic Output: 4,239thMost Devout: 5,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,580thMost Efficient Economies: 6,179thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,412thMost Stationary: 6,510thHighest Average Incomes: 7,782ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,448thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,442ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,551stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,633rdFattest Citizens: 12,760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,791stLargest Populations: 12,956thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,965thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,451stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,292ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,934thMost Influential: 18,514thLargest Governments: 18,672ndMost Patriotic: 18,694thLargest Retail Industry: 20,279thLowest Crime Rates: 22,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,756th
Top
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cross Crosslet Fitchee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cross Crosslet Fitchee, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Cross Crosslet Fitchee, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cross Crosslet Fitchee, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in Cross Crosslet Fitchee, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
  • : Following new legislation in Cross Crosslet Fitchee, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Cross Crosslet Fitchee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Cross Crosslet Fitchee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cross Crosslet Fitchee, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cross Crosslet Fitchee, Graham de Garlieb Martyr is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.

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