Largest Soda Pop Sector: 655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 706thHighest Crime Rates: 1,216th
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Cro Magnon

Population18.58 billion

CapitalThe Fire Pit
Leadera council of Dons
FaithDarkesianism

Currencyshiny stone
AnimalWoolly Mammoth

The Devastation of Cro Magnon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a council of Dons with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.58 billion Cro Mags hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Healthcare, with Welfare and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fire Pit. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cro Magnon economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion shiny stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,597 shiny stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Woolly Mammoth Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cro Magnon's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkesianism.

Cro Magnon is ranked 93,049th in the world and 2,231st in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,640.69 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 706thHighest Crime Rates: 1,216thMost Influential: 1,217thHighest Drug Use: 1,694thMost Avoided: 2,364thFattest Citizens: 2,479thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,543rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,581stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,074thMost Armed: 3,218thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,703rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,364thRudest Citizens: 11,468thNudest: 11,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,091stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 13,171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,794thLargest Populations: 13,912thHighest Economic Output: 14,697thLargest Black Market: 17,058th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Populations: 100th in the regionNudest: 139th in the regionLargest Black Market: 153rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 154th in the regionMost Politically Free: 180th in the regionRudest Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 190th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 193rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 206th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 208th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 263rd in the regionMost Stationary: 286th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 622nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 664th in the region

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