The Catholic Agrarian Republic of Cristero is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Sanchez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.99 billion Cristeros love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Guadalupe. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cristero economy, worth 509 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,169 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Roman Catholicism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cristero's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Cristero is ranked 260,822^nd in the world and 76^th in Catholic for Most Avoided, scoring 0.77 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.