The United Anarchy of Crianusia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sierim Serrima with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.461 billion Crianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Land of neither Here nor There. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The strong Crianusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,467 trillion watermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 151,639 watermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Crianusian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crianusia's national animal is the japanese sand badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toothfairy Agnosticism.

Crianusia is ranked 4,402^nd in the world and 181^st in Osiris for Best Weather, with 332 meters of sunlight.